T-shirt: American Apparel Shorts: Josie

I'm debating between bringing up that time Madonna said she loathed hydrangeas or quoting the Lana del Rey song in which she talks about how she loves them. Regardless, let's talk about my outfit. These shorts are a sample I picked up from the showroom I work at. They're a brand we don't carry anymore from a line called Josie. We don't have them because Josie went on a vacation far away and took all her samples with her. You can't tell from the photo, but they billow out enough to make my chubby legs actually look skinny. Plus, if I ever need to, I can use them to parachute. I paired them with the t-shirt that I have declared as the best white t-shirt available on the market - the boxy, hammer tee from American Apparel. Do I have a knack for latching onto things that go away? Last week was Piperlime, this week was Josie, and maybe American Apparel. This happens quite frequently with restaurants, as most close after I have visited them. I guess I'm just a well-dressed black omen, which is generally the best omen to be. More to come!