Dress: Free People Shoes: Madewell

So many of my outfits have been copped for super cheap and this dress is no exception. I think my gift in life is finding amazing deals. My mom also possesses this trait, only she can find furniture like I can find Rag & Bone blazers for $30.  This dress was purchased at a Free People sample sale for only $5. That's the equivalent to like 4 McChickens and an apple pie, including tax, which is basically a gourmet meal for the price of one dress. I'm spinning in this picture to highlight how fun and carefree I pretend to be when in reality, I speak as monotonous as Daria with the bitterness of Elaine (from Seinfeld).  The shoes are another purchase from my side hustle, and my second pair of mules. I would like to take this opportunity to announce that mules will be my shoe of the season. I appreciate the support from my family and look forward to this new stage of my life, in which I refuse to wear footwear with backs. Full coverage is overrated and I think that together we can work to eliminate the backs of shoes forever. More to come!