Blazer, Jeans, Scarf, & Shoes: Madewell T-shirt & Jewelry: American Apparel

I'm not your regular business professional, I'm a cool business professional. What tipped you off? The t-shirt? The slim boyfriend jeans? The middle finger? I must say this is the most racy I've ever gotten on social media, but honestly the picture of me with my middle fingers raised to the sky is more to highlight my initial rings because branding is the most important thing a person can do in this age of social media. This also may seem like a suit, but it's really not, further proving that this post is facade after facade. They're actually boyfriend jeans, a slim boyfriend jean seeing that they almost look as if they're a skinny jean. I know I've mentioned the box hammer tee before, but I will say it again. American Apparel has made the best t-shirt in the history of mankind. Suck it, A.P.C. And if the foul language and inability to dress in a suit, didn't tip you off that I have no idea what "business professional" really means, flipping the bird is probably the icing on the cake. This is the consummate businesswoman, signing off. More to come!