This is the first wedding I've been to. Shocking, I know considering my impeccable style, perfect comedic timing, and winning personality. With my only wedding experience being that Kardashian's and 27 Dresses, I was impressed with the entire affair. Valentine's day is kind of cliché - strike that very cliché - for a wedding, but I'm not mad about having to spend the night eating prepaid food and free drinks. Even though there was a serious lack of Yoncé, the candy bar and cardboard cutout of Hulk Hogan made up for it. Now for my look, I decided that flats had to be worn with my H&M dress because it was so short. And in a moment of Seinfeld puffy shirt inspired brilliance, I put a white blouse with a ribbon tie underneath. I basically took elements from both gender's black-tie appropriate ensembles and combined them into one super outfit. Hopefully this stroke of genius means I will be invited to many, many, many more weddings. More to come!